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Thursday, March 28, 2013

Movie Trailer - White House Down

Director: Roland Emmerich
Starring: Channing Tatum, Jamie Foxx, Maggie Gyllenhaal
Release: June 28th, 2013

Stop making bad movies!  There are so many things wrong with this film: 1) Emmerich is the man responsible for Independence Day, Godzilla, The Day After Tomorrow, and 2012.  2) Channing Tatum is the biggest tool bag in Hollywood.  3) Foxx (who's real name, btw, is Eric) plays the President.  4) Someone already beat you to the punch with the EXACT SAME MOVIE! (Olympus Has Fallen).  5) Action movies suck.  And 6) Yes, blowing things up is cool, it attracts my attention, and I have to resist the urge to watch, but you can't just blow things up and expect a good movie to appear when the smoke clears.  Sometimes my brain hurts.


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  1. Justin PyleMarch 28, 2013 at 10:01 AM

    I don't even need to hit play on this one. The still and title say it all.

    So Hollywood spends decades showing us black Presidents saving the day, then we get an actual black President and they release a stream of movies about blowing up the White House?

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    1. Olie CoenMarch 28, 2013 at 11:41 AM

      Don't watch it, cause then you'll kinda want to see it.

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