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Friday, April 25, 2014

Movie Review - Transcendence


Director: Wally Pfister
Starring: Johnny Depp, Rebecca Hall, Paul Bettany, Morgan Freeman
Year: 2014

The first time I saw the trailer I was iffy about Transcendence.  The second time I saw the trailer I was pretty sure it would be bad.  It's not that the parts that make up the film are awful.  I love sci-fi, and the A.I. storyline is very interesting.  Johnny Depp is an amazing actor, as is Morgan Freeman.  Paul Bettany is always strong, and I was curious to watch Rebecca Hall.  No, the problem wasn't the actors or the plot or even the director, who would be making his debut.  The thing that concerned me was the flow of the film.  I know it's just a trailer, but I could already see signs of a disjointed story, of an overworked idea, of great actors left unchallenged and therefor unmotivated.  Johnny Depp has fallen victim to that before, hired for his name alone and not asked to flex his acting muscles.  When that happens to good actors they phone in their performances, which is exactly what happened here.  There's nothing wrong with the pieces of the puzzle, but the finished project wasn't put together correctly, creating a film that I'd love to love but can't even begin to like.

The future of human existence is in the capable hands of three well-known scientists in this dramatic sci-fi thriller.  Will Caster is the leader of his field, creating a super-computer that can almost think for itself.  His wife, Evelyn, is a genius in her own right, focusing on how artificial intelligence could save Earth.  And lastly, their friend Max Waters, a scientist and philosopher who understands the dangers that a self-aware non-human could pose to humanity.  The three are on the verge of a technological breakthrough when Will is shot by a member of a radical terrorist organization bend on destroying his work.  With only weeks to live, he and his team race to upload his thoughts, memories, and brain waves into the super-computer, essentially keeping him alive though his body has died.  But when he begins to ask for more power, for more connections, for total autonomy, Max begins to question just what they have done.  Evelyn is just happy that Will is "alive" and will fight to keep him that way, leading to a struggle that will decide the fate of the planet.


Transcendence was really a movie in three parts.  The first third of the film was everything you've already seen in the trailer: the idea of artificial intelligence, Johnny Depp getting shot, his wife unable to let him go, his "spirit" uploaded into a computer.  That part was pretty cool, but we knew it was coming.  The second third of the movie was about the development of Will Caster's self-aware second self.  This was by far the best forty minutes of the film.  It was really fascinating, the scope of what a computer that powerful could do if we could just produce it, the imagination that went into creating these ideas and possibilities.  But then the last third came and that was all left behind.  There were over-dramatic scenes, nonsensical battles, people chasing each other through the desert, and the story disintegrated into a silly muddle.  Anything that was built earlier was abandoned and the only thing that seemed to matter was CGI, which actually wasn't even that impressive.

The movie had great actors who were more than capable of saving a dying plot line, they just didn't do it.  They were only half present, only kind of trying to convince us that they cared.  Johnny Depp was horrible as Will Caster.  I never believed him for a moment and he literally could have played most of his part via webcam.  Morgan Freeman was just there because he draws an audience; he probably drove by the set and filled in just for fun.  Rebecca Hall wasn't much better, but at least she seemed like she was trying.  And last but definitely best, Paul Bettany was the highlight of the film as the conscientious scientist.  Had he not been in it to at least salvage a couple scenes I'm not sure what would have happened.  As it was, Transcendence was a throw-away film.  It had a neat base and some great actors, but failed to use any of that to its advantage.  Maybe some of the blame goes to Pfister as an amateur, but it's hard to pin it all on the director when the cast was obviously not giving their all.  A disappointing way to spend two hours and not something I'd recommend.

My rating: ✰ ✰

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Movie Trailer - A Most Wanted Man

Director: Anton Corbijn
Starring: Philip Seymour Hoffman, Rachel McAdams, Robin Wright
Willem Dafoe, Daniel Bruhl, Nina Hoss
Release: July 25th, 2014

Another one of PSH's last films.  For that, I'd see it, but I have to be honest, I don't really like espionage films.  They're always overly-complex, dripping with false patriotism, and usually not very well acted.  Now, apart from Rachel McAdams, this is a good cast, so maybe they pull it off.  But this isn't really my genre; maybe it's yours.  And on a side note, does anyone else immediately think of BNL's Snacktime when they hear the name 'Anton Corbijn'?

Sports - 2014 NFL Schedule


The NFL schedule was released for the 2014 season, and there are so many marquee matchups that I might not be able to stand it.  The Broncos, who are of course my team, have a very entertaining schedule, as does seemingly every club in the league.  With the Draft coming up in two weeks and preseason just around the corner, I'm starting to get excited for what should be another excellent NFL season.  Check out NFL.com/schedules for a complete run-down, but here are a few of the meetings that I am most anticipating:
 
Week 1 - Green Bay @ Seattle - Opening game of the NFL season and a re-match of the Fail Mary game.  Will the Champs have another great season?  And will Aaron Rodgers be back 100% from last season's injurt?
Also: NO@ATL, CIN@BAL, IND@DEN
 
Week 2 - Pittsburgh @ Baltimore - A great AFC North rivalry, though sometimes a low-scoring game.  If you like hard-hitting defense and some scrappy football this one's for you.
Also: ATL@CIN, DET@CAR, KC@DEN
 
Week 3 - Washington @ Philadelphia - DeSean Jackson returns to Philly as a member of the Redskins to face his old team.  He's definitely a chip-on-the-shoulder type of player, so look for him to have a nice day.
Also: GB@DET, SF@ARI, DEN@SEA
 
Week 4 - Green Bay @ Chicago - This is always a great matchup, two hard-nosed teams that have their sights set on the division title.  It could turn into a shoot out, with Rodgers & Cutler slinging TDs right & left.
Also: NYG@WAS, PHI@SF, NO@DAL
 
Week 5 - Cincinnati @ New England - Other than Denver, these are probably the best teams in the AFC, facing off early in the season.  But you never know, this game could go a long way to deciding playoff position.
Also: BAL@IND, ARI@DEN, KC@SF
 
Week 6 - Carolin @ Cincinnati -The Bengals have some great games lined up this year, including what should be an entertaining matchup with the Panthers, a team they don't see very often.  Should be a close finish.
Also: IND@HOU, DAL@SEA, NYG@PHI
 
Week 7 - San Francisco @ Denver - These teams could be meeting again in this year's Super Bowl; they have the talent to do it.  The Broncos are hungry to get back to the big game.
Also: NYJ@NE, CIN@IND, NYG@DAL
 
Week 8 - Green Bay @ New Orleans - Sunday Night Football featuring two of the best teams in the NFC.  This could be a Championship preview, as long as Rodgers in healthy and Brees continues being himself.
Also: SD@DEN, BAL@CIN, WAS@DAL
 
Week 9 - Denver @ New Englad - Peyton got one monkey off his back last year by beating the Pats in the playoffs, but this time the game will be played away from Mile High.  This is always a terrific matchup.
Also: NO@CAR, BAL@PIT, IND@NYG
 
Week 10 - Carolina @ Philadelphia - Chip Kelly's offense is fun to watch, as is Cam Newton.  The Panthers can play some defense though, and they'll try to contain the Iggles.  Should be an entertaining game.
Also: SF@NO, DEN@OAK, CHI@GB
 
Week 11 - Cincinnati @ New Orleans - What a season to be a Bengals fan, with a ton of excellent matchups.  Might not be great for their record by the end of the year, but hey, it makes for some excellent televison.
Also: ATL@CAR, DET@ARI, NE@IND
 
Week 12 - Dallas @ New York - Let's hope that Eli's horrible season last year was a fluke, because when the Giants are contenders the NFL is better.  And the NFC East needs to regain their respect.
Also: DET@NE, TB@CHI, BAL@NO
 
Week 13 - Seattle @ San Francisco - What a great Thanksgiving night matchup.  Should be fairly even, smash-mouth, and down to the wire; what else could you want?  A great way to end a football filled day.
Also: CHI@DET, PHI@DAL, NE@GB
 
Week 14 - Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - These teams match up well, and it should be a very even contest.  It's not a night game or anything, but should be fun to watch.  The Ohio/Penn rivalry is strong this year already.
Also: CAR@NO, SEA@PHI, ATL@GB
 
Week 15 - Denver @ San Diego - This game could decide the division, depending on how these teams have played up to this point.  Regardless, I always enjoy rooting for Phillip Rivers to get sacked.
Also: WAS@NYG, SF@SEA, DAL@PHI
 
Week 16 - New England @ New York - Assuming that the Jets are in the playoff hunt, they may have more to play for this week than the Pats do.  And you Rex Ryan wants to beat Bill Belichick, who wouldn't.
Also: PHI@WAS, ATL@NO, DEN@CIN
 
Week 17 - San Diego @ Kansas City - In the last week of the season you're just looking for who has something to play for, and this game could have two teams fighting for survival.
Also: DAL@WAS, CIN@PIT, ARI@SF