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Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Movie Trailer - Jupiter Ascending

Director: The Wachowski Brothers
Starring: Mila Kunis, Channing Tatum, Sean Bean
Release: July 25th, 2014

This one gives me the exact opposite feeling from Edge of Tomorrow.  That movie gets me excited despite knowing that it probably won't be excellent.  This movie makes me want to throw up a little.  It just looks so hideous, so unapologetically bad.  Mila Kunis & Channing Tatum in a sci-fi romance where she's a queen named Jupiter and he has pointy ears?  God no.


  1. This looks like an interesting story...have to see if it is based on a book. I think this could actually turn out better than expected.

    1. Lo dudo. Maybe the book could have some strong points, but I don't see the movie having many.